Conservative Apocalypse, by Funki Porcini

Conservative Apocalypse

by Funki Porcini

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Bart Furp A Funki fan since long ago, but this album takes things to a whole new level. Was knokked out by the video for the title track... Watch it now, it's a hoot!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1BwR_DvMcY Favorite track: Conservative Apocalypse.

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CONSERVATIVE APOCALYPSE*
Oh Daddy
Attendre Choses
Strange Tales
Balfron Tower

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1.	And So It Begins 04:43		buy track
2.	Augmented Aurality 07:32		buy track
3.	Oh Daddy 04:29		buy track
4.	Bleepsleep 1 05:07		buy track
5.	Bleepsleep 2 06:26		buy track
6.	Mulberry Walk 03:23		buy track
7.	Kings Road Tesco Express 05:00		buy track
8.	Conservative Apocalypse 05:33	info	buy track
9.	Coloured Drops Of Pissypops 04:49		buy track
10.	Attendre Choses 02:51		buy track
11.	All I Need 02:59		buy track
12.	Deckspace 04:34		buy track
13.	Having Driven Past 08:21		buy track
14.	Balfron Tower 09:37		buy track

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Made as a complete album rather than a collection of tracks, Conservative Apocalypse is a journey through the subconscious. I have experimented with augmenting recorded sound with electronic instruments to give atmosphere to commonplace situations, and originally the record was to be entitled Augmented Aurality. However due to the appalling lurch towards fascism that is taking place in the western world I thought it more appropriate to call the album Conservative Apocalypse after the eighth track. This was made deliberately as an accelerating train journey, I found a picture of the inside of a railway carriage that seemed particularly evocative and after cutting out the window, began the journey of creating the film. Nearly all the material was found online and patched together into this composite of a trip through our confused modern world. The slow start and acceleration of the ride I felt was analogous to how nasty social movements start.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1BwR_DvMcY

The film runs at sixty frames a second and is too fast at times to see what is there. This was done intentionally to make things more interesting. You can stop the film and progress one frame at a time to discover all the secrets that are hidden within it.

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